60+ Hilarious Christmas Jokes and Puns to Get You Laughing

1. Which former president planted the most Christmas trees? Wood-row Wilson
2. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.
3. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight? One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
4. What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties? Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow…
5. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter– Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
6. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
7. My friend just won the tallest Christmas tree competition. I thought to myself, ‘How can you top that?’
8. What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!’
9. What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months.
10. What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drag a sleigh
11. What did the elf on the shelf dress up as for Halloween? Prankenstein.
12. What’s as big as a Christmas tree but is lighter than a feather? Its shadow.
13. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho, who? Your Santa impression needs a little work!
14. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles.
15. Why was the Christmas tree hosting the award show? He knew how to present.

Laughing is medicine, so here are some more Christmas Jokes

1. What did the Christmas tree do after its bank closed? It started his branch.
2. How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate? He has a black belt.
3. Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
4. How do elves get to the top floor of Santa’s workshop? The elf-evator.
5. What does a grumpy sheep say when his friends tell him Merry Christmas? Baaaa humbug!
6. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you!
7. Watch where you light the Christmas candles this year—you don’t want Santa to become Krisp Kringle
8. How did the two rival Christmas trees get along? They signed a peace tree-ty!
9. What do you get when you cross a pig and Christmas tree lights? A porcupine.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
11. How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up!
12. Why didn’t Rudolph make the honor roll in school this term? Because he went down in history.
13. What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape? A tree-angle!
14. Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for ice cream when their job is done? Deery Queen.
15. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints!